CALLING ALL CARS
FINAL FOUR
HIGHEST SCORING GAME EVER?
TAKE IT EASY
HOW TO EARN A LOUSY DRAFT POSITION NEXT SEASON
RETLENTLESS
CALLING ALL CARS
FALCONS SOAR HIGH
GALE FORCE WIN
TAKING OVER THE WORLD
BEER BETTER THAN CHICKEN
DE JA BLITZ
POINTS BLITZ
DON’T MESS WITH MOM
BANE DELIVERS THE PAIN
HAPPY FEET
 
Week Team Points
1 Happy 131.7
2 Bane 122.2
3 MOMBALL 149.1
4 Gritz Blitz Falcons 141.7
5 Gritz Blitz Falcons 128.1
6 Beercats 127.3
7 Prestige Worldwide 134.4
8 Sea Breeze 137.9
9 Gritz Blitz Falcons 157.3
10 Car Ramrod 137.2
11 Gritz Blitz Falcons 154.3
12 MOMBALL 161.2
13 Cincinnati Eagles 123.3
14 Car Ramrod 152.9
 
Rank Team  
1 GritzBlitzFalcons
2 Down The Drain
3 Beercats
4 Cincinnati Eagles
5 Momball
6 Car Ramrod
7 Digital Scammers
8 Prestige Worldwide
9 Titans King-less Court
10 Steel City FooBall
11 Bane
12 Willow Run Flyers
13 Baloony Boiz
14 Old England Patriots
15 Kickin Chicken
16 Happy
17 Transformation Worldwide
18 Shakedown
19 Secret Scammers
20 Rimski Raiders
21 Ohio State Buckeyes
22 Grande Fantasmas
23 Florida Seabreeze
24 Error 404: Team Not Found
 
  Team
Digital Scammers
Willow Run Flyers
Baloony Boiz
Momball
Beercats
Cincinnati Eagles
Down The Drain
Florida Seabreeze
Grande Fantasmas
GritzBlitzFalcons
Happy
Error 404: Team Not Found
Bane
Ohio State Buckeyes
Old England Patriots
Prestige Worldwide
CHAMP Kickin Chicken
Rimski Raiders
Secret Scammers
Shakedown
Steel City FooBall
Transformation Worldwide
Car Ramrod
Titans King-less Court
 
Car Ramrod showed dominant form beating Transformation Worldwide and earning Team of the Week honors 137-71. Jamar Chase pulled off the rare feet of winning Player of the Week from the wide receiver position. Chase had 44 points on Thursday night. Jalen Hurts added 37 more. Both of these teams are now 6-4 and in second place in their divisions.

Shakedown continues to battle back from a slow start, and have themselves very much in playoff contention. Shakedown beat Titans Kingless Court 90-81. There were no outstanding players in this game, nobody scored twenty points. Didn’t matter to shakedown who are not 4-6.

Will somebody give the Chicken a break. Not Bane. Bane beat Kicken Chicken 122-101. Kicken Chicken has had eighty more points scored against them than any other team, and more than one hundred points more scored against then than ten teams. That eight and ten points per game respectively. This team is better than 2-8. But you are what your record says you are, and Bane dropped Kicken Chicken behind strong games from Brock Purdy and Chuba Hubbard.

Three eights beat three sevens. The Beercats would have won if this was poker too. The Beercats beat the Scamers 88.8 to 77.7. The Beercats are the best team in the EWFFL. Joe Burrow scored 41. No other player got to double digits. There has to be some grounds for a protest here.

Down the Drain now has a two game lead in the Lombardi division after beating Error 404 101-38. Lamar Jackson had 40 and the Philly defense had 20 more. Lamar Jackson single handedly beat Error 404. Ouch.

Happy got to 6-4 with a victory over Happy. Another game where nobody had a good game. These teams are the epitome of location location location. Both are 6-4. Momball is in first place, Happy is in third. But Happy is in a good spot for a wildcard position.


FLYERS SHOOT DOWN SEA BREEZE
Its been a rough season for the Willow Run Flyers. Usually among the top teams, 2024 has been a battle. But they elevated their game this week, beating SeaBreeze 122-70. Led by Jamar Chase’s 44, the win was the Flyers third of the year, and keeps them on the fringe of the playoff race.

Prestige Worldwide won the best game of the week, beating the Baloony Boiz 109-106. This was a really good quarterback duel, with Lamar Jackson out gunning Kyler Murray 40-30. Both teams are in second place in their respective divisions.

Gritz Blitz came down off their hot run, but only a little bit. The Falcons beat the Old England Patriots 110-104. Joe Burrow had 40. Calvin Ridley had 20 for the Falcons. This keeps the Falcons in first place in the Paul Brown division.

Steel City FooBall stakes a claim to the best team in the BMFFL. They beat the Scammers 85-77. For two teams that entered 7-2, it was a pretty lame performance. No players scored twenty points in the game. Steel City FooBall is now 8-2 and a virtual lock for the playoffs.

The Eagles advanced to 6-4, knocking off Rimski Raiders 92-76. Bijan Robinson led the way with 26. Jared Goff had 21. Despite the winning record, the Eagles are mired down in third place in the Lombardi division.

And the Ohio State Buckeyes got 37 from Jalen Hurts to beat Grande Fantasmas 95-59. The win pulls the Buckeyes even with Fantasmas and all the other teams at 4-6. Those teams at 4-6 are all tied for the last playoff spot.

SURVIVOR
I didn’t forget survivor. But I am doing a combined Survivor because we have reached a pivotal point in Survivor. We are down to two teams from each league, and now we bring them together to determine a single sole survivor.

But first the eliminations from this week. From the EWFFL, Momball came in with a poor game and has been eliminated. And the BMFFL offering to Survivor island was a really tough one. All three teams remaining scored over one hundred points. But the team that is eliminated is the Old England Patriots with 104.

So the final four Survivors are…
Beercats
Gritz Blitz Falcons
Kickin Chicken
Prestige Worldwide

Good luck to the four finalist.

GAME OF THE WEEK
The game of the week sees our defending Team of the Week travelling to Happy. Both teams are 6-4, and are tied in the Don Shula division. Jalen Hurts is coming off a huge game and will be under center for Car Ramrod. JaMarr Chase will look to repeat his amazing game from week ten.

Happy will counter with Daniel Jones at QB. Justin Jefferson is the top wide out and will try to offset Jamarr Chase. Both of these are in pretty good position for a playoff spot, but need one more win to be comfortable.
 
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Owner Name Team Name Balance Last Transaction
Amos, Rob Buckeyes Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History
Biberstine, Tatiana Happy Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History
Bitter, Troy Titans Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History
Brickler, Andy Error 404 Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History
Butler, Evan Transformation Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History
Cutcher, Michael Bane Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History
Fain, Rob Falcons Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History
Folmer, Rob Prestige Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History
Frank, John SeeBreeze Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History
Hansoti, Madhav Eagles Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History
Jackson, Chris Shakedown Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History
Jimenez, Mary Chicken Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History
Lafford, Jamie Patriots Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History
Lamb (ew), David S-Scammers Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History
Lamb (ge), David D-Scammers Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History
Murch, Susan FooBall Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History
Neltner, John Blitz Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History
Perry, Dara Flyers League Owes Owner $5.00 Transaction History
Rimmer, Mike Raiders Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History
Robins, Jay Fantasmas Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History
Ruter, Eric Drain Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History
Smith, Ryan Beercats Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History
Stein, Tony Boiz Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History
Traut, Doug Ramrod Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History
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TFFL PRIZE MONEY
DIVISION WINNER : $100
TEAM OF WEEK : $5 per (14 x $5 = $70)
RUNNER UP : $30
CHAMPION : $200

BMFFL PRIZE MONEY
DIVISION WINNER : $25
TEAM OF THE YEAR : $10
CHAMPION : $35