WORLD DOMINANCE
FALCONS AND BEERCATS SCORE DOMINANT CHAMPIONSHIP WINS
ON THE EDGE OF GREATNESS
GE FANTASY FOOTBALL AWARDS
FINAL FOUR
FALCONS FLYING HIGH INTO PLAYOFFS
PURDY GOOD WEEKEND
BAD FOOBALL!, BAD!
ALL 25 SEASON TEAM
KELCE AND MARTIN ENTER TFFL HOF
HALL OF FAME WEEK
ELWAY, WATTERS and WITTEN JOIN HOF
WILLOW RUN TURNS IN RIVOTING PERFORMANCE
FANTASMIC
TACOS CRUNCH HAPPY
LION EYES
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
DAK KNIGHT RISES TO TOP OF CHARTS
JOANNE BREAKS TACO CORP’S HEART
PUTTIN ON THE GRITZ
SHAKEDOWN PUTS OUT A HIT
STEEL CITY FOOBALL CUTS PATRIOTS OFF AT THE KNEES
SETTING A FINE EXAMPLE
VOTING RESULTS and DRAFT REMINDER
 
Week Team Points
1 Digital Scammers 117.8
2 FooBall 123.7
3 Shakedown 161.8
4 Gritz Blitz Falcons 151.9
5 Joanne 145.8
6 Dak Knight Rises 126.3
7 Happy 150.3
8 Secret Scammers 132.6
9 TacoCorp 144.5
10 Grande Fantasmas 134.9
11 Willow Run Flyers 143.4
12 FooBall 134.9
13 Willow Run Flyers 142.0
14 Gritz Blitz Falcons 131.2
 
Rank Team  
1 Shakedown
2 GritzBlitzFalcons
3 Dak Knight Rises
4 Digital Scammers
5 Happy
6 Down The Drain
7 Willow Run Flyers
8 Bane
9 Beercats
10 Steel City FooBall
11 Prestige Worldwide
12 Ohio State Buckeyes
13 Rimski Raiders
14 Old England Patriots
15 Rally Possums
16 Joanne
17 Secret Scammers
18 Grande Fantasmas
19 TacoCorp
20 Baloony Boiz
21 Cincinnati Eagles
22 Florida Seabreeze
23 Transformation Worldwide
24 Momball
 
  Team
Digital Scammers
Willow Run Flyers
Baloony Boiz
Momball
Beercats
Cincinnati Eagles
CHAMP Down The Drain
Florida Seabreeze
Grande Fantasmas
GritzBlitzFalcons
Happy
Joanne
Bane
Ohio State Buckeyes
Old England Patriots
Prestige Worldwide
Rally Possums
Rimski Raiders
Secret Scammers
Shakedown
Steel City FooBall
Transformation Worldwide
TacoCorp
R-UP Dak Knight Rises
 
Stop me if you heard this one. Prestige Worldwide was the top scoring team in the league this week. That’s right, for the second straight week, Prestige Worldwide posted the highest point total. Led by Player of the Week Lamar Jackson, Prestige dropped Grande Fantasmas 148-111. Jackson had a whopping 48 fantasy points. That’s a heck of a game for a guy who’s NFL team lost. The Tampa Bay defense added 27 and Cooper Kupp another 22. With two TOWs, Worldwide is obviously out to a fast 2-0 start.

Having already knocked out Team of the Week and Player of the Week, let me talk about the best game of the week. Florida SeaBreeze got their first win in our humble little league, beating GG 104-100. It was a Monday night QB duel. Jalen Hurts won the battle for GG with 37 points, but Kirk Cousins 16 on top of what SeaBreeze already had won the war.

Quite frankly, I don’t see much to talk about in the other games. Digital Blitz and Rimskis Raiders both scored thirty plus point victories with very strong performances. The Blitz had 137 while the Raiders had 128. And Fooball and the Scammers both got large victories despite not reaching the century mark. Sorry to under sell those teams and games, but I recognized owners in this league are only moved by the exceptional, and these games were just ordinary (the truth, feeling a little lazy in the article writing portion of my job).

We do have to cast another team of Survivor Island. While it was very kind and generous of our defending league champion to only score 70 against your humble commissioner, I am obligated by the powers vested in me as commish, to kick the Willow Run Flyers off the island.

A quick look at the standings show only three team left who are undefeated. Worldwide and the Raiders lead the Paul Brown division. Three teams are nesting goose eggs in the win column after two weeks, but only the Old England Patriots are two games out of first. They are in the same division as the third undefeated team, Steel City FooBall.

GAME OF THE WEEK


I like ‘em easy. Prestige Worldwide puts their perfect start on the line in week three against the equally undefeated Steel City FooBall. Worldwide has already outscored the rest of the league by nearly fifty points. They have cruised to two early wins despite having more than 110 points averaged against them in the first two games.

Steel City FooBall has been a little less impressive. Maybe even a bit fortunate. They’ve haven’t hit a hundred points scored yet, and escaped week one with a 1 points victory. They will be hard pressed to stay undefeated against Prestige, and Scammer is setting the betting line at Prestige Worldwide -25 ½.
 
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MONEY MATTERS
Yeah, I still haven't updated for 2023. :( ..... Updated January 9, 2023
Team Entry Fee Amt Paid Owner Owes Winnings
(Lg Owes)
Comments
Baloony Boiz $10 $10 $10 $0 [11/6/23] No Transactions for 2023 Season
Ohio State Buckeyes $10 $20 $0 $0 [1/15/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0

[11/6/23] $20 paid for 2022 and 2023, September 21, 2023 (Venmo)
Prestige Worldwide $10 $0 $0 $0 [1/15/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0

[11/6/23] $10 paid on August 23, 2023 (PayPal)
GritzBlitzFalcons $10 $0 $0 $0 [1/15/24]2023 account closed, balance 0
Lg paid $70 in prize money for Lg Champ, TOY, Div Champ via PayPal

[12/19/23]Division winner, $25
Team of the Year $10
Total $35

[11/6/23] $10 paid on September 5, 2023 (Venmo)
Steel City FooBall $10 $10 $0 $0 [1/15/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0
Lg paid $15 in prize money via PayPal

[12/19/23]Division winner, $25.
Entry fee deducted from prize money.
Net $15

[11/6/23] No Transactions for 2023 Season
Grande Fantasmas $10 $10 $0 $0 [1/15/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0

[11/6/23] Commish believes the league is all square with Fantasmas, Patriots and Raiders
includeing 2023 NCAA Tourny and 2023 FFL Entry Fee.
But needs to verify with the owners.
Willow Run Flyers $10 $10 $0 $15 [1/15/24] 2023 account closed, Lg owes Flyers $15

[11/6/23] Paid from 2022 winnings.
League owes Flyers $15 in prize money
Old England Patriots $10 $0 $0 $0 [1/15/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0

[11/6/23] Commish believes the league is all square with Fantasmas, Patriots and Raiders
includeing 2023 NCAA Tourny and 2023 FFL Entry Fee.
But needs to verify with the owners.
Rimski Raiders $10 $20 $0 $0 [1/15/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0

[11/6/23] Commish believes the league is all square with Fantasmas, Patriots and Raiders
includeing 2023 NCAA Tourny and 2023 FFL Entry Fee.
But needs to verify with the owners.
Florida Seabreeze $10 $10 $10 $0 [11/6/23] No Transactions for 2023 Season
Cincinnati Eagles $10 $10 $0 $0 [1/15/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0

[11/6/23] $10 paid on September 4, 2023 (Venmo)
Digital Scammers $10 $10 $0 $25 [1/15/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0

[12/19/23]Division winner, $25

[11/6/23] paid, cash
TacoCorp $10 $10 $0 $0 [1/15/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0

[11/6/23] No Transactions for 2023 Season
Down The Drain $10 $10 $0 $0 [1/15/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0
Paid $25 cash in office on 1/3/24

[12/19/23]Division winner, $25.
Entry fee deducted from prize money.
Net $15

[11/6/23] No Transactions for 2023 Season
Transformation Worldwide $10 $10 $0 $0 [1/15/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0

[11/6/23] $10 Paid October 30, 2023 (Venmo)
Happy $10 $0 $10 $0 [1/17/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0
Entry fee paid $10 via Venmo

[11/6/23] No Transactions for 2023 Season
Rally Possums $10 $10 $0 $0 [1/15/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0

[11/6/23] $10 Paid August 21, 2023 (PayPal)
Dak Knight Rises $10 $10 $0 $25 [1/18/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0
Lg paid $25 prize money via cash at work

[12/19/23]Division winner, $25

[11/6/23] No Transactions for 2023 Season
Beercats $10 $10 $0 $10 [1/15/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0
Lg paid $45 in prize money for Lg Champ + TOY

[12/19/23]Team of the Year, $10

[11/14/23] Paid $10 via PayPal on November 7, 2023
Bane $10 $10 $0 $0 [1/15/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0

[12/19/23] $10 paid via PayPal
[11/6/23] No Transactions for 2023 Season
Secret Scammers $10 $10 $0 $0 [1/15/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0

[11/6/23] paid, cash
Shakedown $10 $10 $0 $20 [1/15/24]2023 account closed, lg owes $20. 25 winnings minus 5 contribution.

[12/19/23]Division winner, $25.

[11/14/23] Made his wife pay his entry fee of $10 via Venmo.
Man Card suspended for 30 days
Joanne $10 $0 $10 $0 [1/15/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0

[11/6/23] No Transactions for 2023 Season
Momball $10 $10 $0 $0 [1/15/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0

[11/6/23] paid, cash
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TFFL PRIZE MONEY
DIVISION WINNER : $100
TEAM OF WEEK : $5 per (14 x $5 = $70)
RUNNER UP : $30
CHAMPION : $200

BMFFL PRIZE MONEY
DIVISION WINNER : $25
TEAM OF THE YEAR : $10
CHAMPION : $35