MULTIPLE SCOREGASMS DELIVER
MARAUDERS WIN FOURTH LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP
REGULAR SEASON AWARDS
TAILGATER BOWL XXVI
FINAL FOUR
WARRIORS CLINCH TOP SEED
IT’S AN INVASION
HAWK TUA
BROWNOUT
DOWNRIGHT DISMAL
BROWN SINKS DESTROYERS
BEST BIG BANANA EVER
NEVER SATISFIED WITH ONE
BACK ON TRACK?
WARRIORS CHANNEL INNER BENGALS
KA-BOOM
BURROW PUSHES WARRIORS TO THE TOP
DISMAL INTENTIONS
TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN
 
Week Team Points
1 Cincinnati Brown 134.5
2 Great Dismal Swamp Monsters 138.7
3 Warriors 128.8
4 I Got Boom 132.5
5 Warriors 162.8
6 Multiple Scoregasms 129.9
7 Multiple Scoregasms 136.3
8 Scammers 138.4
9 Cincinnati Brown 161.0
10 Great Dismal Swamp Monsters 129.8
11 Cincinnati Brown 145.3
12 Dan's Destroyers 136.8
13 Dan's Destroyers 136.4
14 Warriors 141.6
 
Rank Team  
1 Cincinnati Brown
2 Dans Destroyers
3 Warriors
4 Flippin Birds
5 Multiple Scoregasms
6 Swamp Monsters
7 Milford Marauders
8 I Got Boom
9 Oky Ducks
10 Scammers
11 Kentucky Moondogs
12 Renegades
 
  Team
Renegades
Milford Marauders
Dans Destroyers
Multiple Scoregasms
Warriors
Kentucky Moondogs
CHAMP Swamp Monsters
Scammers
Oky Ducks
Flippin Birds
I Got Boom
Cincinnati Brown
 
For the first time in more than a decade, since the Milford Marauders won their second championship in 2012, we have a repeat champion in the TFFL, “swiftly” ushering in a new “era” for our humble league. For the record, that pun was “taylor” made for this season.

I don’t really know how they do it. And I cannot believe I am going to have to add to the league archives that Baker Mayfield was Tailgater Bowl XXV MVP. I sometimes joking say how proud an NFL play must be of their TFFL accomplishment, but in this case, this may be the biggest accomplishment of Baker Mayfield’s professional career. But more concerning and worthy of a drug test and league investigation is the fact Scoregasms has won back to back championship with quarterbacks Gardner Minshew and Baker Mayfield. That’s a trivia question no one is even asking, let along answering.

I’ve diverted from the game. I’m still thawing from the New Year’s golf outing that saw two of our owners ditch. Much same on the Marauders and Renegades. Wear a depends next year Rob!

Let me try again, having major focus issues. I don’t like this championship game on Jan 1. Leave me little time and less interest in writing an article.

Third times the charm. About the game. Mayfield and opposing quarterback Jake Browning were the only players to score 20 plush points. The essentially nullified each other in the Scoregasms 89-61 victory. Scoregasms did get 16 from Zay Flowers, who was on the receiving end of a big day from the Ravens. The Broncos defense added 12 and Brandon Aubrey kicked home 11 points.

61 is a disappointing performance for the Warriors, as they suffer their first championship game defeat after two victories. Outside of Browning, nobody else reached double digits, dooming the Warriors to defeat.

Another league record, I assume, was set earlier today as Scoregasms was actually paid their $200 prize money for winning the championship before the article was sent. Pretty sure that has not happened before. And holding back $50 for next year, they are officially the first team paid for 2024. King could have had that honor for the second straight year if he showed up this morning.


MONEY MATTERS
I will get prize money paid out hopefully by the weekend. I’ll use PayPal and Venmo where possible.

I only have to call out one owner for not paying. Moondogs, where are you. Talk to me. Better yet, pay me!.


THANK YOU
Thank you for another successful season. I hope you enjoyed it regardless of your team did. Look forward to having everyone back next year. Look for invites around Jan 1.

Officially the season is over and you will not receive anything else from me. But you may get one more email as I am working on an addition to the web site. We’ll see.
 
Article ID: 188
MONEY MATTERS
I'm in mid-season form. Have not updated for 2024. But I am thinking about it.
Owner Name Team Name Balance Last Transaction
Brown, Jeff Brown League Owes Owner $50.00 Transaction History
Collins, Rob Renegades Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History
Conlin, Dan Destroyers League Owes Owner $20.00 Transaction History
Dearing, Doug Moondogs Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History
Douyere, Mark Oky Ducks Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History
Hendrixson, Todd Scoregasms League Owes Owner $10.00 Transaction History
Kim, Evgeniy Boom Owner Owes League ($35.00) Transaction History
King, Mike Marauders League Owes Owner $50.00 Transaction History
Lamb, David Scammers Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History
Simpson, Rob Warriors Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History
Stubenrauch, David Swamp Monsters League Owes Owner $10.00 Transaction History
Woolums, Dave Birds League Owes Owner $150.00 Transaction History
Three, no make that four, delightfully easy ways to pay your humble commish...
1. Cold, Hard, CASH. Paying with Cash comes with the honor of meeting your humble commish. You might even get a Thank You!
2. Pay Old School. Send a check made out to David Lamb and mail it to 1192 Emery Ridge Dr, Batavia, OH 45103
3. Preferred Electronic Payment... PayPal. I am davidlamb.015@gmail.com on Pay Pal
4. Less preferred, but still accepted, Electronic Payment... Venmo. I am @David-Lamb-015 on Venmo.
 


TFFL PRIZE MONEY
DIVISION WINNER : $100
TEAM OF WEEK : $5 per (14 x $5 = $70)
RUNNER UP : $30
CHAMPION : $200

BMFFL PRIZE MONEY
DIVISION WINNER : $25
TEAM OF THE YEAR : $10
CHAMPION : $35