IT’S AN INVASION
IT’S AN INVASION
HAWK TUA
BROWNOUT
DOWNRIGHT DISMAL
BROWN SINKS DESTROYERS
BEST BIG BANANA EVER
NEVER SATISFIED WITH ONE
BACK ON TRACK?
WARRIORS CHANNEL INNER BENGALS
KA-BOOM
BURROW PUSHES WARRIORS TO THE TOP
DISMAL INTENTIONS
TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN
 
Week Team Points
1 Cincinnati Brown 134.5
2 Great Dismal Swamp Monsters 138.7
3 Warriors 128.8
4 I Got Boom 132.5
5 Warriors 162.8
6 Multiple Scoregasms 129.9
7 Multiple Scoregasms 136.3
8 Scammers 138.4
9 Cincinnati Brown 161.0
10 Great Dismal Swamp Monsters 129.8
11 Cincinnati Brown 145.3
12 Dan's Destroyers 136.8
13 Dan's Destroyers 136.4
14 0.0
 
Rank Team  
1 Cincinnati Brown
2 Dans Destroyers
3 Warriors
4 Flippin Birds
5 Multiple Scoregasms
6 Swamp Monsters
7 Milford Marauders
8 I Got Boom
9 Oky Ducks
10 Scammers
11 Kentucky Moondogs
12 Renegades
 
  Team
Renegades
Milford Marauders
Dans Destroyers
Multiple Scoregasms
Warriors
Kentucky Moondogs
CHAMP Swamp Monsters
Scammers
Oky Ducks
Flippin Birds
I Got Boom
Cincinnati Brown
 
The Destroyers are on top again. Two consecutive weeks. Are they peaking at the right time. You realize the Destroyers, the first team to win three championship, have not won, or even been in a Tailgater Bowl since 2010. How long ago was that? Hunter Biden hadn’t yet committed the crimes he was just pardoned for. Gee, thanks dad!

The Destroyers edged out another team for top honors this week. Not in their game. No, they pummeled the Oky Ducks the Oky Ducks 136-77. Anthony Richardson score 29. Think that is the first time I’ve mentioned his name all season. Brock Bowers added 20 more. The Destroyers are locked into a playoff spot, but because of their unfortunate draw in a tough division will have a hard time getting to first.

Jayden Daniels earned Player of the Week honors for the Kentucky Moondogs, scoring 35 points. The Moondogs knocked off iGotBoom 114-87. It is too little too late for the Moondogs who have won two in a row. But a win next week and they will be one of two teams entering next season on a three game winning streak (the other being the league champion).

I don’t want to talk about the closest game. Its too soon. The Swamp Monsters beat the Scammers on Monday night 108-106. Kyler Murray had 21. This was a big game for both teams trying to claw into a playoff spot. These teams are now tied at 6-7 and need one more win this week to feel comfortable.

The team that was edged out for TOW was the Milford Marauders. The beat the Flippin Birds 136-104. Josh Allen had 32 for the Marauders. The large point total puts the Marauders in a good spot to claim the Halas division title this coming week.

The best team in the league, and the team to beat heading into the playoffs is Cincinnati Brown. They beat Multiple Scoregasms 120-96. Another balanced attack, Brown had no players score twenty points. But did have six in double digits. I’ll verify in the playoff preview, but Brown should be getting close to securing the number one seed.

The Warriors dealt the Renegades a damaging blow, with a 92-77 win. Joe Burrow was game MVP with 31. The Warriors have long ago locked up the Lombardi division, and I see writing this now, are still very much in the race for the number one overall seed.

PLAYOFF PICTURE
PLAYOFF SEEDS AS OF NOW
1. Brown vs. 8. Scammers
4. Destroyers vs. 5. Oky Ducks
3. Marauders vs. 6. Scoregasms
2. Warriors vs. 7. Swamp Monsters

PLAYOFF SCENARIOS

Brown
will clinch division with a win OR loss by Destroyers
will end in a tie with a loss AND win by Destroyers
Currently have 40 point lead on Destroyers
Oky Ducks can end in a tie but are more than 200 points behind Brown
will clinch number 1 seed with win OR Warriors loss
currently lead Warriors by more than 100 points if they end in tie
But Destroyers could take number 1 seed if they win division and Warriors lose

Warriors
I’m not repeating all that again
Have clinched division
Can get number 1 overall seed.
Just trust me

Marauders
Have clinched playoff spot
Will clinch division with win OR losses by Swamp Monsters, Scammers
If they end in a tie, trail Swamp Monsters by 14.6 points, lead Scammers by 16.2 points

Destroyers
Have clinched playoffs spot
Win division with win AND Brown loss and outscore Brown by 40 points

Oky Ducks
Have clinched playoff spot
Cannot win division because of point differential

Swamp Monsters
Will clinch playoff spot with win
Can end up in tie with loss
See tie break table below

Scammers
Will clinch playoff spot with win
Can end up in tie with loss
See tie break table below

Birds
Will be eliminated with a loss
Need win and one of the following to lose, Swamp Monsters, Scammers to end up in tie
See tie break table below

Boom
Will be eliminated with a loss
Need win and one of the following to lose, Swamp Monsters, Scammers to end up in tie
See tie break table below

Renegades
Will be eliminated with a loss
Need win and one of the following to lose, Swamp Monsters, Scammers to end up in tie
See tie break table below

Moondogs
Have been eliminated

TIE BREAK STANDINGS
This following table is in points order and assumes two teams make the playoffs.
Team Points Margin
BIRDS1380.5+ 45.3
BOOM1361.4+ 26.2
SWAMP MONSTERS1335.2- 26.2
SCAMMERS1286.4- 75.0
RENEGADES1190.7- 170.7











SURVIVOR – SECOND CHANCE
The Warriors were the low scoring team this week and are out of second chance survivor. That leave Brown and Scoregasms to compete for second place next week.

GAME OF THE WEEK
We have one division up for grabs. And the schedule writing (wonder who that is?) nailed it on this one. The George Halas division will come down to the winner of the Swamp Monsters verses the Marauders game.

It is that simple. The Swamp Monsters are a game behind. But they already have a points advantage. Winning will only increase that. And yes, for those of you in the Brown division, where all four teams could end up above .500, 7-7 will win this division if the Swamp Monsters win. Clearly the schedule writer isn’t the same guys who assigns the divisions each year. What a moron.

This is a decent QB matchup. Josh Allen is one of the stars of the league. Kyler Murray is a pretty consistent fantasy performer. Alvan Kamara will be in the backfield with Allen for the Marauders. Bijon Robinson alongside Murray for the Monsters.

An ideal outcome in this game would be a Swamp Monsters 60-55 win, clearing the path for the Scammers to score 125 to defeat the Ducks and steal the division. The Scammers play the Oky Ducks, and there is a rumor around the league that the league commissioner, who monitors all games with a fair and unbiased eye, is looking at pardoning a few of the Oky Duck players this week. Guys like Justin Herbert, Jame Conner, Breece Hall. They’ve all played hard this year, and a pardon in week 14 would give them a week off to rest. All pardons are issued at 12:55 PM on Sunday.

For the record, this is NOT the last pardon joke you will hear this year! You’ve been warned.
 
Article ID: 220
MONEY MATTERS
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Owner Name Team Name Balance Last Transaction
Brown, Jeff Brown Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History
Collins, Rob Renegades Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History
Conlin, Dan Destroyers League Owes Owner $10.00 Transaction History
Dearing, Doug Moondogs Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History
Douyere, Mark Oky Ducks Owner Owes League ($30.00) Transaction History
Hendrixson, Todd Scoregasms Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History
Kim, Evgeniy Boom Owner Owes League ($40.00) Transaction History
King, Mike Marauders Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History
Lamb, David Scammers Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History
Simpson, Rob Warriors Owner Owes League ($45.00) Transaction History
Stubenrauch, David Swamp Monsters League Owes Owner $5.00 Transaction History
Woolums, Dave Birds Owner Owes League ($50.00) Transaction History
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TFFL PRIZE MONEY
DIVISION WINNER : $100
TEAM OF WEEK : $5 per (14 x $5 = $70)
RUNNER UP : $30
CHAMPION : $200

BMFFL PRIZE MONEY
DIVISION WINNER : $25
TEAM OF THE YEAR : $10
CHAMPION : $35




Todd Hendrixson (Scoregasms) Transaction History
Date Transaction Amount Status Description Method Reference
9/1/2024 LC-League Charge to Owner $50.00 Open 2024 Entry Fee
1/1/2024 OP-Owner Payment to League $50.00 Open 2023 Prize Money Credit
1/1/2024 LP-League Payment to Owner $155.00 Closed 2023 Prize Money Paid ($200 LC, $5 TOW)
12/31/2023 OP-Owner Payment to League $0.00 Open