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SCAMMERS UPSET RAIDERS FOR BRILLIANT BOWL CROWN DOWN THE DRAIN and CINCINNATI EAGLES are LEAGUE CHAMPS REGULAR SEASON AWARDS CHAMPIONSHIP WEEK FINAL FOUR HIGHEST SCORING GAME EVER? TAKE IT EASY HOW TO EARN A LOUSY DRAFT POSITION NEXT SEASON RETLENTLESS CALLING ALL CARS FALCONS SOAR HIGH GALE FORCE WIN TAKING OVER THE WORLD BEER BETTER THAN CHICKEN DE JA BLITZ POINTS BLITZ DON’T MESS WITH MOM BANE DELIVERS THE PAIN HAPPY FEET   Week Team Points 1 Happy 131.7 2 Bane 122.2 3 MOMBALL 149.1 4 Gritz Blitz Falcons 141.7 5 Gritz Blitz Falcons 128.1 6 Beercats 127.3 7 Prestige Worldwide 134.4 8 Sea Breeze 137.9 9 Gritz Blitz Falcons 157.3 10 Car Ramrod 137.2 11 Gritz Blitz Falcons 154.3 12 MOMBALL 161.2 13 Cincinnati Eagles 123.3 14 Car Ramrod 152.9   Rank Team   1 GritzBlitzFalcons 2 Down The Drain 3 Beercats 4 Cincinnati Eagles 5 Momball 6 Car Ramrod 7 Digital Scammers 8 Prestige Worldwide 9 Titans King-less Court 10 Steel City FooBall 11 Bane 12 Willow Run Flyers 13 Baloony Boiz 14 Old England Patriots 15 Kickin Chicken 16 Happy 17 Transformation Worldwide 18 Shakedown 19 Secret Scammers 20 Rimski Raiders 21 Ohio State Buckeyes 22 Grande Fantasmas 23 Florida Seabreeze 24 Error 404: Team Not Found     Team Digital Scammers Willow Run Flyers Baloony Boiz Momball Beercats Cincinnati Eagles Down The Drain Florida Seabreeze Grande Fantasmas GritzBlitzFalcons Happy Error 404: Team Not Found Bane Ohio State Buckeyes Old England Patriots Prestige Worldwide CHAMP Kickin Chicken Rimski Raiders Secret Scammers Shakedown Steel City FooBall Transformation Worldwide Car Ramrod Titans King-less Court   The big story of the football weekend was the medical emergency on Monday Night that postponed the Bengals Bills game. For fantasy football, it disrupted playoff games and super bowls all of the place. While several of you probably had your bowl game disrupted, Brilliant Bowl VII was already decided and in the books by the end of Sunday. So there is no lingering effect for us. Brilliant Bowl VII was a shootout. Rimskis Raiders scored 118 points, more than enough to win most games, and weren’t even close. The Digital Scammers saved their best game of the season for their last game of the season. The Scammers had a 142 point showing early in the season, but in Brilliant Bowl VII beat the Raiders 147-118. The key to the Scammers success was everyone scored. Scored a lot. Nobody had less than 6. Six of the nine starters were in double digits. Mike Evans was the game MVP with 38 at the wide receiver position. Austin Ekeler added 28. The Scammers could have scored even more, considering quarterback Kirk Cousins had a rather pedestrian 17 points. It is a disappointing end for Rimskis Raiders. Second in their division to the hot team in the regular season, only to run into the hot team in the playoffs and finish second again. Patrick Mahomes was his usual great self with 35. And Amari Cooper had 22. But the Scammer onslaught was too much to overcome. The Scammers become the first team to win two Brilliant Manufacturing League Championships. A parade was held Tuesday morning around 12:47 AM ET on Nuemann Way, and only lasted five minutes. But I assure you I idled down the road honking my horn wildly until security rolled up on me and performed a sobriety test. Turns out flashing your badge and saying “Do you know who I am?” doesn’t work with hired security guards either. BOWL GAMES It appears the web site wiped out any stats from Monday Nights game. The game was only a few minute into the first quarter. There weren’t a lot of stats, but there was a touchdown and a field goal. The following results are based on what is in the system Tuesday night. There is a chance the stats will be reapplied. There is a chance the game gets played and the stats included. Since it only effects bowl games that don’t really count, I’m not going to worry about it. MONICA LEWINSKI Close But That’s No Cigar BOWL This game was not effected Monday night. And its GG smokin’ the victory cigar with Monica after an 88-82 victory over SeaBreeze. DeShaun Watson felt his way around the defense to lead all scorers with 27. But with Derrick Henry out, GG stormed back to take the win. HALL OF FAME GAME This game was totally up in the air on Monday night. Six players were playing. Including Joe Burrow for the Flyers, who trailed the Eagles. As it stands now, the Eagles get an 89-55 win. Tom Brady shot his age, or at least got close. 43 points from the goat. If he gets sued for the FTX collapse, he may have to play another ten years to pay off his debts. NUTS AND BOLTS BOWL The only thing that would have happened here was FooBall piling on. Having already clinched the win, Joe Mixon was set to add insult to injury. FooBall wins 94-77. THE QUEENS CUP Technically this game was undecided. Realistically the Patriots had long secured their victory over Fantasmas. The final will go in the books at 97-66, and it truly could have been much worse with the Patriots not getting points from Josh Allen. SLIM PICKENS BOWL Still angry about missing the playoffs, Blitz took out their frustration on Prestige Worldwide. These teams exhausted both of their rosters on Sunday, so this one is official. Blitz wins, 130-85. MONEY MATTERS I will get prize money out this weekend. * Scammers won $35 for league champion. * Raiders won $10 for Team of the Year, and has a $10 credit… so the league owes the Raiders $20. * GG won $25 for a division championship, but owes $10 entry fee. League owes GG $15. * Prestige Worldwide won $25 for a division championship, but owes $10 entry fee. League owes Prestige $15. * Willow Run Flyers won $25 for a division champion. * Ohio State Buckeyes owe league $10 entry fee. THANK YOU This will be the last article of the season. Another very enjoyable season, I certainly did not expect to win the title. Hope you all enjoyed the season too and you can look for your invite back around August 1, 2023.   Article ID: 128 MONEY MATTERS I'm in mid-season form. Have not updated for 2024. But I am thinking about it. Owner Name Team Name Balance Last Transaction Amos, Rob Buckeyes Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History Biberstine, Tatiana Happy Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History Bitter, Troy Titans Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History Brickler, Andy Error 404 Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History Butler, Evan Transformation Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History Cutcher, Michael Bane Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History Fain, Rob Falcons Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History Folmer, Rob Prestige Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History Frank, John SeeBreeze Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History Hansoti, Madhav Eagles Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History Jackson, Chris Shakedown Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History Jimenez, Mary Chicken Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History Lafford, Jamie Patriots Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History Lamb (ew), David S-Scammers Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History Lamb (ge), David D-Scammers Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History Murch, Susan FooBall Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History Neltner, John Blitz Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History Perry, Dara Flyers League Owes Owner $5.00 Transaction History Rimmer, Mike Raiders Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History Robins, Jay Fantasmas Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History Ruter, Eric Drain League Owes Owner $10.00 Transaction History Smith, Ryan Beercats Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History Stein, Tony Boiz Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History Traut, Doug Ramrod Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History Three, no make that four, delightfully easy ways to pay your humble commish... 1. Cold, Hard, CASH. Paying with Cash comes with the honor of meeting your humble commish. You might even get a Thank You! 2. Pay Old School. Send a check made out to David Lamb and mail it to 1192 Emery Ridge Dr, Batavia, OH 45103 3. Preferred Electronic Payment... PayPal. I am davidlamb.015@gmail.com on Pay Pal 4. Less preferred, but still accepted, Electronic Payment... Venmo. I am @David-Lamb-015 on Venmo.   TFFL PRIZE MONEY DIVISION WINNER : $100 TEAM OF WEEK : $5 per (14 x $5 = $70) RUNNER UP : $30 CHAMPION : $200 BMFFL PRIZE MONEY DIVISION WINNER : $25 TEAM OF THE YEAR : $10 CHAMPION : $35

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