RETLENTLESS
FINAL FOUR
HIGHEST SCORING GAME EVER?
TAKE IT EASY
HOW TO EARN A LOUSY DRAFT POSITION NEXT SEASON
RETLENTLESS
CALLING ALL CARS
FALCONS SOAR HIGH
GALE FORCE WIN
TAKING OVER THE WORLD
BEER BETTER THAN CHICKEN
DE JA BLITZ
POINTS BLITZ
DON’T MESS WITH MOM
BANE DELIVERS THE PAIN
HAPPY FEET
 
Week Team Points
1 Happy 131.7
2 Bane 122.2
3 MOMBALL 149.1
4 Gritz Blitz Falcons 141.7
5 Gritz Blitz Falcons 128.1
6 Beercats 127.3
7 Prestige Worldwide 134.4
8 Sea Breeze 137.9
9 Gritz Blitz Falcons 157.3
10 Car Ramrod 137.2
11 Gritz Blitz Falcons 154.3
12 MOMBALL 161.2
13 Cincinnati Eagles 123.3
14 Car Ramrod 152.9
 
Rank Team  
1 GritzBlitzFalcons
2 Down The Drain
3 Beercats
4 Cincinnati Eagles
5 Momball
6 Car Ramrod
7 Digital Scammers
8 Prestige Worldwide
9 Titans King-less Court
10 Steel City FooBall
11 Bane
12 Willow Run Flyers
13 Baloony Boiz
14 Old England Patriots
15 Kickin Chicken
16 Happy
17 Transformation Worldwide
18 Shakedown
19 Secret Scammers
20 Rimski Raiders
21 Ohio State Buckeyes
22 Grande Fantasmas
23 Florida Seabreeze
24 Error 404: Team Not Found
 
  Team
Digital Scammers
Willow Run Flyers
Baloony Boiz
Momball
Beercats
Cincinnati Eagles
Down The Drain
Florida Seabreeze
Grande Fantasmas
GritzBlitzFalcons
Happy
Error 404: Team Not Found
Bane
Ohio State Buckeyes
Old England Patriots
Prestige Worldwide
CHAMP Kickin Chicken
Rimski Raiders
Secret Scammers
Shakedown
Steel City FooBall
Transformation Worldwide
Car Ramrod
Titans King-less Court
 
Four TOWs. One more and Blitz will have an entire foot. Maybe he can lend it to the Bengals, seems they need a kicker. The Gritz Blitz Falcons erupted for another huge game, easily beating Sea Breaze 154-93. Blitz had three players score thirty points. It's news worthy when a team has three players score twenty… but thirty. Taysom Hill had 37. Amazing for a tight end. Joe Burrow had 35. And Saquon Barkley 31. Not many teams can match that. They may not be by record, but Blitz are the best team in the BMFFL.

Jarod Goff was your Player of the Week. I can't help myself. I'm kind of rotting for him and the Lions. Goff was ushered out of LA in favor of Matt Stafford, who did go on to win a Super Bowl. So I'd be lion if I didn't want to see him win.

That strayed. Goff had 42 points this week. That helped the Cincinnati Eagles to a 129-113 victory over the Baloony Boiz. Tough loss for the Baloony Boiz who are fighting to secure a playoff spot. Cooper Kupp added 22 for the Eagles. The Eagles are now 7-4, but that is only good enough for second place in the Halas division.

The best game of the week saw the Raiders drop Grande Fantasmas 94-88. Patrick Mahomes had one of his better days of the season with 25. This was an important game as both teams are on the fringe of the playoffs. Advantage Raiders.

Another close game saw the Willow Run Flyers beat Prestige Worldwide 96-90. This keeps the Flyers playoff hopes alive. Jamar Chase was game MVP for the Flyers with 19.

The Old England Patriots upset the Steel City FooBall 85-72. It is only FooBall's third loss of the season. Important for the Patriots as they move to 6-5 and are in pretty decent shape for the post season. And don't fret too much for FooBall. At 8--3 they are more than safe.

And last but not least… eh, maybe least. The Scammers beat the Buckeyes 89-77. The Scammers were led by a kicker. Chris Boswell had 24. That's probabl all you need to know about this game.

PLAYOFF PICTURE
I write three of these articles a year, and they are my favorite articles My countdown to the end of the season. We only have three games left. And here are my projectsion for the post season after week eleven. All projections are unofficial. I do my best, but you can't use these against me later.

SEEDS If the Season Ended Today
1. Digital Scammer vs. 8. Rimski's Raiders
4. Cincinniti Eagles vs. 5. Prestige Worldwide
3. Gritz Blitz Falcons vs 6. Old England Patriots
2. Steel City FooBall vs. Baloony Boiz

CLINCH SCENARIOS
1. Scammers
Have clinched playoff spot
Will clinch division with win and Patriots loss

2. FooBall
Have clinched playoff spot
Cannot clinch division this week

3. Falcons
Will clinch playoff spot with win OR losses by Fantasmas, Flyers and Buckeyes
Will clinch division with win and losses by Boiz and Raiders

4. Eagles
Will clinch playoff spot with win OR losses by Fantasmas, Flyers and Buckeyes

5. Worldwide
Will clinch playoff spot with win OR losses by Fantasmas, Flyers and Buckeyes

6. Patriots
Will clinch playoff spot with win OR losses by Fantasmas, Flyers and Buckeyes

7. Boiz
Cannot clinch playoff spot this week

8. Raiders
Cannot clinch playoff spot this week

9. Flyers
Cannot eliminated this week

10. Fantasmas
Cannot eliminated this week

11. Flyers
Cannot eliminated this week

12. Sea Breaze
Will be eliminated from playoffs with loss OR wins by Raiders, Boiz


ALMOST AS RELENTLESS
Enough about the BMFFL. But turning out attention to the EWFFL, it feel strangley familiar. Seems like I’m talking about the same team again. Here we find the Beercats with a dominant 139-65 win over Error 404. Joe Burrow was the Player of the Week in this league with his 35 points. Breece Hall added another 24. The Beercats are a whopping 9-2 and appear unstopable.

The best game in town saw Shakedown defeat Transformation Worldwide 108-107. Jared Love had 24 and the Houston Def had 20. Shakdown is most definitely a playoff contendor now.

The Titans beat the Scammers 97-91. Sam Darnold had 29. The Titans are now 6-5 and in second place in the Chuck Noll division.

Down the Drain is looking good. Jonnu Smith had 22 in their 88-80 victory over Bain. Down the Drain is now 7-4 and in first place in their division.

Momball is another hot team. And poor Chicken got plucked again. This time by Momball 123-111. Momball got 31 from Saquon Barkley, 25 from Patrick Mahomes and 24 from that kicker Chris Boswell. That moves Momball to 7-4 and in first place in the Chuck Noll division.

And clear the road for Car Ramrod. They made Happy sad 108-86. David Montgomery, the Cincinnati boy, had 21. This was a battle of 6-4 teams, and the victory goes to Car Ramrod.

PLAYOFF PICTURE
The playoff picture for the EWFFL

SEEDS If the Season Ended Today
1. Beercats vs. 8. Shakedown
4. Car Ramroad vs 5. Titans Kingless Court
3. Down the Drain vs. 6. Transformation Worldwide
2. Momball vs. 7. Happy

CLINCH SCENARIOS
1. Beercats
Have clinched a playoff spot
Will clinch division with win AND Ramrod loss

2. Momball
Will clinch playoff spot with win OR losses by Scammers, Bane
Cannot clinch division

3. Drain
Will clinch playoff spot with win OR losses by Scammers, Bane
Will clinch division with win AND Shakedown loss

4. Ramrod
Will clinch playoff spot with win OR losses by Scammers, Bane

5. Titans
Will clinch playoff spot with win AND losses by Scammers, Bane

6. Transformation
Will clinch playoff spot with win AND losses by Scammers, Bane

7. Happy
Will clinch playoff spot with win AND losses by Scammers, Bane

8. Shakedown
Cannot clinch a playoff spot this week

9. Bane
Cannot be eliminated this week

10. Scammers
Cannot be eliminated this week

11. Error 404
Will be eliminated with loss AND Shakedown win

12. Chicken
Will be eliminated with loss OR Shakedown win


SURVIVOR
We are down to the final four. And man did the final four come to play. Two were TOW in their respective league. Another score 111 points. Oh! And then there was a team that scored 90. Not a terrible score. But not enough to hang on this island. Prestige Worldwide will have to find a new island as they are off Survivor Island.


GAME OF THE WEEK
I'm struggling for a Game of the Week. No particular matchup really strikes my fancy. Which is good, 'cause I don't actually know where fancy is, but I'm pretty sure I don’t want it struck.

So I've decided to go another route. Maybe I'm getting a playoff vide and eager to pick a game. So this is like a prediction preseason game for me. It is so implausible that it just might happen.

It is hard to argue the Beercats are the best team in the EWFFL. And they've been pretty dominant recently. They've won three in a row. They are 9-2. They are my pick to win it all.

But that doesn't include this week. This week the Beercats run into Kickin Chicken. And Kicken Chicken has been scoring decent points. Matter of fact, Chicken is eighth in the league in scoring. Now that Is not great, but they deserve more wins than 2. And this week they get number 3. I'm calling it now. Kickin Chicken will beat the Beercats this week. That's just how fantasy football works.
 
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MONEY MATTERS
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Owner Name Team Name Balance Last Transaction
Amos, Rob Buckeyes Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History
Biberstine, Tatiana Happy Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History
Bitter, Troy Titans Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History
Brickler, Andy Error 404 Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History
Butler, Evan Transformation Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History
Cutcher, Michael Bane Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History
Fain, Rob Falcons Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History
Folmer, Rob Prestige Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History
Frank, John SeeBreeze Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History
Hansoti, Madhav Eagles Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History
Jackson, Chris Shakedown Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History
Jimenez, Mary Chicken Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History
Lafford, Jamie Patriots Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History
Lamb (ew), David S-Scammers Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History
Lamb (ge), David D-Scammers Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History
Murch, Susan FooBall Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History
Neltner, John Blitz Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History
Perry, Dara Flyers League Owes Owner $5.00 Transaction History
Rimmer, Mike Raiders Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History
Robins, Jay Fantasmas Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History
Ruter, Eric Drain Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History
Smith, Ryan Beercats Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History
Stein, Tony Boiz Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History
Traut, Doug Ramrod Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History
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TFFL PRIZE MONEY
DIVISION WINNER : $100
TEAM OF WEEK : $5 per (14 x $5 = $70)
RUNNER UP : $30
CHAMPION : $200

BMFFL PRIZE MONEY
DIVISION WINNER : $25
TEAM OF THE YEAR : $10
CHAMPION : $35