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HAPPY FEET BEER BETTER THAN CHICKEN DE JA BLITZ POINTS BLITZ DON’T MESS WITH MOM BANE DELIVERS THE PAIN HAPPY FEET   Week Team Points 1 Happy 131.7 2 Bane 122.2 3 MOMBALL 149.1 4 Gritz Blitz Falcons 141.7 5 Gritz Blitz Falcons 128.1 6 Beercats 127.3 7 0.0 8 0.0 9 0.0 10 0.0 11 0.0 12 0.0 13 0.0 14 0.0   Rank Team   1 Momball 2 Beercats 3 Old England Patriots 4 GritzBlitzFalcons 5 Car Ramrod 6 Digital Scammers 7 Prestige Worldwide 8 Secret Scammers 9 Steel City FooBall 10 Down The Drain 11 Transformation Worldwide 12 Baloony Boiz 13 Rimski Raiders 14 Titans King-less Court 15 Cincinnati Eagles 16 Shakedown 17 Grande Fantasmas 18 Happy 19 Bane 20 Error 404: Team Not Found 21 Willow Run Flyers 22 Florida Seabreeze 23 Ohio State Buckeyes 24 Kickin Chicken     Team Digital Scammers Willow Run Flyers Baloony Boiz Momball Beercats Cincinnati Eagles Down The Drain Florida Seabreeze Grande Fantasmas GritzBlitzFalcons Happy Error 404: Team Not Found Bane Ohio State Buckeyes Old England Patriots Prestige Worldwide Kickin Chicken Rimski Raiders Secret Scammers Shakedown Steel City FooBall Transformation Worldwide Car Ramrod Titans King-less Court   This may be a first in the year’s I’ve written articles. A kicker was the highest scoring player on the Team of the Week. Even on a kicker’s best day, a QB, RB or WR is likely to outscore them. But not this week. Not if you’re Happy. Happy was the top scoring team in both league’s in week one, beating Kickin Chicken 131-87. A rather rude introduction for Kickin Chicken to our league. Jake Moody, the 49er kicker, really was the top scoring player with 26. That’s six field goals, including two fifty yarders and a couple extra points. While Moody’s game was great, it was only great for a kicker. No where near Player of the Week levels. That went to Josh Allen of the Secret Scammers, who went to bed Monday night thinking they were going to be TOW, only to get booted out of the top spot by Moody. Allen had 37 for the Scammers to lead the Scammers to a 121-67 victory over Bane. The best game of the week included a little taunting. Momball dropped Shakedown 107-102. And then had the audacity to come in Monday morning and tell Shakedown that he needed five points Monday night knowing full well Shakedown was out of players. You’re just lucky there are no sportsmanship awards in fantasy football, Momball. Titans King-less Court opened the season strong with a 118-75 win over Error 404. Anthony Richardson had 32 in the win for the Titans. And Error 404, like Kickin Chicken, open their EWFFL career with a loss. Not all Beercats blow a twenty one point lead. Heck, I don’t even know if these Beercats had a twenty one point lead. The didn’t need it. The Beercats defeated Car Ramrod 107-93 to open their season with a big Shula division win. Down the Drain took their name a little to literally, and got transformed into a 94-68 loser versus Transformation Worldwide. Tua Tagovailoa was the leading scorer for the victorious Worldwide. SURVIVOR Remember Survivor. Well, we are wasting no time casting someone adrift. Or maybe I should say someone is getting Bane-ished. 67 points in your season opener gets you an early trip to Davey Jones locker. DIGITALLY ALTERED The Digital Scammers were the pride of the BMFFL in week one. They beat the Cincinnati Eagles 125-71. Anthony Richardson was the Scammers leading scorer with 32. Tyreek Hill did his best Hudini to escape police handcuff and still post 19. Player of the Week didn’t change between league. The Old England Patriots were unable to capitalize on Josh Allen’s big game. The fell to Prestige Worldwide 118-97. Lamar Jackson did a pretty good job off setting Allen, and the Bears Defense added another 24 to lead the way for Worldwide. Grande Fantasmas showed how its done under pressure. They captured a 106-100 win over the Gritz Blitz Falcon in an important Paul Brown division game. Jordan Love had 22 for the victorious Fantasmas. The Boiz are in the win column! They beat Rimski’s Raiders 96-85. Joe Mixon took a liking to his new home in Texas. He scored 23 for the Boiz. You can be sure the Raiders coaching staff will be having a little conversation with their QB Patrick Mahomes, who had a poultry 18 points. The Ohio State Buckeyes beat a team from that state up north. No, not that team. That team is still picking longhorn splinters out of their backside. No, the Buckeyes beat the Willow Run Flyers 90-75. Jalen Hurts was the star of the game for the Buckeyes with 26. Last but certainly not least, Steel City FooBall is back to winning. They defeated Florida SeaBreeze 86-68. CJ Stround led Fooball with 22, and were matched by the Viking Defense. SURVIVOR Well that blows. Can I say that. Oh yeah, its my web site. What I mean is the first team off Survivor Island in the BMFFL is Florida Seabreeze. 68 points in your season opener gets you an early trip to Davey Jones locker. (now where have a I read that before?). GAME OF THE WEEK I gotta be honest. It is too early for a game of the week. There just isn’t enough information to pick out one matchup that is better than the others. Check in with me next week. FREE AGENTS Just a reminder for those new to the league or those who don’t remember. On Tuesday’s you can request free agents to replace injured and underperforming players. Players picked up on Tuesday go through a waiver process that runs overnight. On Wednesday morning, players are available first come- first serve. If you have any questions about this process, please let me know.   Article ID: 195 MONEY MATTERS I'm in mid-season form. Have not updated for 2024. But I am thinking about it. Owner Name Team Name Balance Last Transaction Amos, Rob Buckeyes Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History Folmer, Rob Prestige Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History Neltner, John Blitz Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History Murch, Susan FooBall Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History Robins, Jay Fantasmas Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History Perry, Dara Flyers League Owes Owner $5.00 Transaction History Lafford, Jamie Patriots Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History Rimmer, Mike Raiders Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History Hansoti, Madhav Eagles Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History Lamb (ge), David D-Scammers Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History Frank, John SeeBreeze Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History Stein, Tony Boiz Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History Fain, Rob Falcons Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History Jackson, Chris Shakedown Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History Bitter, Troy Titans Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History Ruter, Eric Drain Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History Traut, Doug Ramrod Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History Butler, Evan Transformation Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History Biberstine, Tatiana Happy Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History Cutcher, Michael Bane Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History Smith, Ryan Beercats Owner Owes League ($10.00) Transaction History Lamb (ew), David S-Scammers Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History Brickler, Andy Error 404 Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History Jimenez, Mary Chicken Owner and League Are Even $0.00 Transaction History Three, no make that four, delightfully easy ways to pay your humble commish... 1. Cold, Hard, CASH. Paying with Cash comes with the honor of meeting your humble commish. You might even get a Thank You! 2. Pay Old School. Send a check made out to David Lamb and mail it to 1192 Emery Ridge Dr, Batavia, OH 45103 3. Preferred Electronic Payment... PayPal. I am davidlamb.015@gmail.com on Pay Pal 4. Less preferred, but still accepted, Electronic Payment... Venmo. I am @David-Lamb-015 on Venmo.   TFFL PRIZE MONEY DIVISION WINNER : $100 TEAM OF WEEK : $5 per (14 x $5 = $70) RUNNER UP : $30 CHAMPION : $200 BMFFL PRIZE MONEY DIVISION WINNER : $25 TEAM OF THE YEAR : $10 CHAMPION : $35

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