BOOM SPOILS SCOREGASMS
MULTIPLE SCOREGASMS DELIVER
TAILGATER BOWL XXV
TAILGATERS 2023 AWARDS
FINAL FOUR
DESTROYERS SAIL INTO PLAYOFFS
CLEAR A PATH
DUCKS DODGE HATCHETT
SIMPSON and LEFTOVERS MAKE TFFL HOF
ALL 25 SEASON TEAM
KELCE AND MARTIN ENTER TFFL HOF
ELWAY, WATTERS and WITTEN JOIN HOF
BANANA BANDIT
OKY DUCKS MAKING RUN
DESTROYERS BLAST RENEGADES
DUCKS FIND SWAMP TO THEIR LIKING
BOOM SPOILS SCOREGASMS
FIRST IN SO MANY WAYS
WIDE RECEIVERS WOW IN MONSTER GAMES
MARAUDERS BENEFIT FROM BAD BURROW
EXPLOSIVE REACTION
WARRIORS SCALP SCAMMERS
ACE (in the) HOLE
VOTING RESULTS and DRAFT REMINDER
 
Week Team Points
1 Multiple Scoregasms 105.8
2 Warriors 125.4
3 I Got Boom 158.0
4 Milford Marauders 129.2
5 Swamp Monsters 159.1
6 Flippin Birds 121.6
7 I Got Boom 123.0
8 Oky Ducks 140.2
9 Dans Destroyers 121.1
10 Oky Ducks 131.3
11 Renegades 130.5
12 Oky Ducks 143.5
13 Oky Ducks 177.3
14 Dans Destroyers 122.0
 
Rank Team  
1 Oky Ducks
2 Swamp Monsters
3 I Got Boom
4 Warriors
5 Scammers
6 Milford Marauders
7 Multiple Scoregasms
8 Dans Destroyers
9 Kentucky Moondogs
10 Renegades
11 Lamar You Serious
12 Flippin Birds
 
  Team
Renegades
CHAMP Milford Marauders
Dans Destroyers
Warriors
Kentucky Moondogs
Multiple Scoregasms
R-UP Swamp Monsters
Scammers
Oky Ducks
Flippin Birds
I Got Boom
Lamar You Serious
 
IGot Boom is the Team of the Week in a relatively low score week in the league. Boom beat Multiple Scoregasms 123-103. Patrick Mahomes earned Player of the Week honors with a 43 point performance. Jonathon Taylor, working his way back from injury and hold out added 18.

Best game of the week was a Monday Night Thrilla’. Thanks to my peep Mike (I like it when owners points out what there team did, ‘cause I don’t always see it. You can always text me when your team does something good… 513 709 3306) for cluing me in. What look like a pending loss to Whitman Hart rival Oky Ducks, The Marauders fought back on Monday thanks in no small part to the performance of Jordan Addison who had 24. That was enough to top the Ducks 105-103.

The Scammers enjoyed a bit of good fortune in the same game, getting just enough points from their tight end to top the Flippin Birds 86-83. Anytime you can win with less than 90 points, its luck, not skill. The Scammers fear their luck will run out soon, but at the midway point it has them with the best record in the league at 6-1.

The good games just keep coming. Three games this week decided by less than five points. Dans Destroyers had the other photo finish, beating the Kentucky Moondogs 105-101. It looked like the Moondogs spent too much time joking around this weekend (fb photo reference… sadly I did not see Harley Quinn with the Joker) and it cost them. Tyrod Taylor led all scorers with 25.

First half of the season has been a struggle for the Renegades, but this weekend saw them explode for a 113-84 win over Lamar You Serious. Travis Kelce scored a very swift 23 points, and rumor has it scored again after the game. Gus Edwards added 20 for the Renegades.

The Great Dismal Swamp Monsters earned the last victory of the weekend. They beat the Warriors 105-70. Jalen Hurts had 31 in the win. Both teams are now 4-3 and very much in the playoff race.

SURVIVOR
Not only did the Birds lose a tough game, they flew off Survivor Island. At least the Birds don’t get wet leaving the island, but they do have to leave.

MID SEASON REPORT
As we hit the halfway point, it is another very competitive season. The Scammers are the top team at mid season. The Scammers are 6-1 a top the Brown division. I Got Boom is hot on the Scammers heals at 5-2, and are actually the top scoring team in the league. So maybe Boom is actually the better team.

The other two divisions are lead by 4-3 teams. The Moondogs alone atop the Halas division. The Marauders are only a game back and threatening. I’ll talk about the rest of the division in a minute.

The Lombardi division has three leaders. The Great Dismal Swamp Monsters lead based on points, but are tied with the Warriors and Multiple Scoregasms. Lamar You Serious is only one game back. So this is shaping up to be the most exciting division this season.

At the other end of the spectrum is the bottom of the Halas division. Both the Birds and Oky Ducks are 1-6. To make matters worse for them, they are two games back of the next highest team.

There are three teams at 3-4, and that is where the cutoff for the playoffs would be. Right now it would be the Marauders who would make the playoffs. They are nearly one hundred points ahead of the Renegades, and more than a hundred up on Lamar You Serious. So advantage Marauders at this point.

GAME OF THE WEEK


Game of the week features two league originals, and two teams with winning records. The Scammers take their league best record on the road to face Dans Destroyers. The Scammers may have the find of the season in Tua Tagovailoa at QB. At the time of this article, it is unclear who will be under center for the Destroyers. Looks like that will be a game time decision. Saquon Barkley is the workhorse for the Destroyers.
 
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MONEY MATTERS
Yeah, I still haven't updated for 2023. :( ..... Updated January 9, 2023
Team Entry Fee Amt Paid Owner Owes Winnings
(Lg Owes)
Comments
Renegades $50 $50 $0 $5 [1/18/24]2023 account closed, balance 0
$5 credited to 2024 entry fee

1 TOW, $5 won

[11/6/23] paid, cash.
Dans Destroyers $50 $0 $0 $10 [1/18/24]2023 account closed, balance 0
$10 credited to 2024 entry fee

[12/19/23]2 TOWs = $10

[11/6/23] Paid $50 on August 27, 2023 (Venmo)
Scammers $50 $50 $0 $0 [1/18/24]2023 account closed, balance 0

[12/19/23]Division winner $100

[11/6/23] paid, cash
Oky Ducks $50 $50 $0 $20 [12/19/23]4 TOWs = $20

[11/14/23]Reminded commish Ducks had an IOU for this season. Entry fee paid
Multiple Scoregasms $50 $50 $0 $0 [1/15/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0
Lg paid $205 on 1/1/24 for Lg Champ, TOW

[12/19/23] 1 TOW, $5 won

[11/6/23] paid, 2022 prize money
Flippin Birds $50 $50 $0 $0 [1/18/24]2023 account closed, balance 0

[12/19/23]$5 for TOW applied to Entry Fee. $45 paid via Paypal.

[11/6/23] last transaction $10 for NCAA Tourny May 26 (PayPal)
Kentucky Moondogs $50 $5 $0 $0 [1/18/24]2023 account closed, balance 0

[11/6/23] $5 from 2022 winnings, $45 paid Sept 5, 2023 (PayPal)
Milford Marauders $50 $50 $0 $105 [1/18/24]2023 account closed, LG owes $55
$50 credited to 2024 entry fee

[12/19/23]1 TOW = $5. Division Champion $100. Total winnings $105.

[1/9/23] Dude PREPAID at golf on Jan 2! Y'all could learn a thing or two from Mr. King!
Swamp Monsters $50 $0 $0 $105 [12/19/23]1 TOW = $5. Division Champion $100. Total winnings $105.

[11/6/23] Paid September 13, 2023 (PayPal)
Warriors $50 $0 $50 $5 [12/19/23] 1 TOW, $5 won

[11/6/23] No Transactions for 2023 Season
Lamar You Serious $50 $50 $0 $0 [1/15/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0

[11/6/23] 2022 winnings credited to 2023 entry fee. $15.
$35 paid September 12, 2023 (PayPal)
I Got Boom $50 $0 $40 $0 [12/19/23]2 TOWs = $10. Deducted from Entry Fee

[11/6/23] No Transactions for 2023 Season
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TFFL PRIZE MONEY
DIVISION WINNER : $100
TEAM OF WEEK : $5 per (14 x $5 = $70)
RUNNER UP : $30
CHAMPION : $200

BMFFL PRIZE MONEY
DIVISION WINNER : $25
TEAM OF THE YEAR : $10
CHAMPION : $35