BANANA BANDIT
MULTIPLE SCOREGASMS DELIVER
TAILGATER BOWL XXV
TAILGATERS 2023 AWARDS
FINAL FOUR
DESTROYERS SAIL INTO PLAYOFFS
CLEAR A PATH
DUCKS DODGE HATCHETT
SIMPSON and LEFTOVERS MAKE TFFL HOF
ALL 25 SEASON TEAM
KELCE AND MARTIN ENTER TFFL HOF
ELWAY, WATTERS and WITTEN JOIN HOF
BANANA BANDIT
OKY DUCKS MAKING RUN
DESTROYERS BLAST RENEGADES
DUCKS FIND SWAMP TO THEIR LIKING
BOOM SPOILS SCOREGASMS
FIRST IN SO MANY WAYS
WIDE RECEIVERS WOW IN MONSTER GAMES
MARAUDERS BENEFIT FROM BAD BURROW
EXPLOSIVE REACTION
WARRIORS SCALP SCAMMERS
ACE (in the) HOLE
VOTING RESULTS and DRAFT REMINDER
 
Week Team Points
1 Multiple Scoregasms 105.8
2 Warriors 125.4
3 I Got Boom 158.0
4 Milford Marauders 129.2
5 Swamp Monsters 159.1
6 Flippin Birds 121.6
7 I Got Boom 123.0
8 Oky Ducks 140.2
9 Dans Destroyers 121.1
10 Oky Ducks 131.3
11 Renegades 130.5
12 Oky Ducks 143.5
13 Oky Ducks 177.3
14 Dans Destroyers 122.0
 
Rank Team  
1 Oky Ducks
2 Swamp Monsters
3 I Got Boom
4 Warriors
5 Scammers
6 Milford Marauders
7 Multiple Scoregasms
8 Dans Destroyers
9 Kentucky Moondogs
10 Renegades
11 Lamar You Serious
12 Flippin Birds
 
  Team
Renegades
CHAMP Milford Marauders
Dans Destroyers
Warriors
Kentucky Moondogs
Multiple Scoregasms
R-UP Swamp Monsters
Scammers
Oky Ducks
Flippin Birds
I Got Boom
Lamar You Serious
 
The Renegades saved their best game of the season just to win the Big Banana for 2023. After losing earlier in the season to the Scammers by like 30, it was going to take a bunch of points to peel away that margin. Thanks in no small part to Player of the Week Trevor Lawrence who had 36, the Renegades split the season series with the Scammers 130-84. Its probably OK, the Scammers were ripe for the picking having won their previous eight. Should be little more than bruise on their season.

A tip of the cap to the schedule writer this week. I know I was impressed by the matchups dialed up this week. Out of six games, we had two stinkers. The afore mentioned game and the game where the Birds played with less than a full flock. iGotBoom won that game 109-66. But the rest of the game!, Holy Cow. The margins for the other four games were 3.4, 2.3, 2.0 and 0.6. Combined they were under ten points.

The best was the Milford Marauders squeaker against Multiple Scoregasms, 98.9-98.3. Tough defeat for Scoregasms who are struggling after losing the top QB. Not the case for the Marauders, who got 30 from Josh Allen and remain atop the Halas division at 7-4.

The Great Dismal Swamp Monster had to go to Monday Night to secure their victory. Isiah Pacheco did little more than he had to to give the Monsters the come from behind win 96-94. CJ Stroud continues to be the surprise of the season, and may lead the Monsters to something special. He had 25 to lead all players in the game.

The Kentucky Moondogs scored a 94-92 victory over Lamar You Serious as they try to keep pace with the Marauders in the Halas division. Justin Herbert and Lamar Jackson dueled it out in this game, with Herbert coming out three points ahead. That was effectively the margin in the game. Tough loss for Serious who is still trying to navigate into the playoffs.

And last was the Warriors, who won, but may have lost. They won despite Joe Burrow getting his last ten points of the season. The Warriors needed every one of them in the 93-90 win over the Oky Ducks. Vultures will be circling in the Lombardi division as the Warriors first place position falls into the hands of Baker Mayfield or Geno Smith.

PLAYOFF PICTURE
If the season ended today…My favorite articles to write each season are the playoff picture articles the last three weeks. Its just kind of fun to see the prospects of every team. All the projections are unofficial, but hopefully accurate.

1. Scammer vs 8. Multiple Scoregasms
4. IGot Boom vs. 5. Great Dismal Swamp Monsters

2. Milford Marauders vs. 7. Kentucky Moondogs
3. Warriors vs. 6. Dans Destroyers
Right now there is a clean break between 5-6 and 4-7 for the last playoff spot.

Team by Team Projections… Below are what teams can or cannot clinch this week. Projections are strictly by record.
1. SCAMMERS
Have clinched playoff spot
Will clinch division with a win and a Boom loss
Will clinch number 1 overall seed with a win AND losses by all of the following, Boom, Marauders, Warriors

2. MARAUDERS
Will clinch playoff spot with a win OR losses by all of the following, Renegades, Ducks, Serious
Cannot clinch division

3. WARRIORS
Will clinch playoff spot with a win OR losses by all of the following, Renegades, Ducks, Serious
Cannot clinch division

4. IGOT BOOM
Will clinch playoff spot with a win OR losses by all of the following, Renegades, Ducks, Serious
Eliminate from division race with a loss AND win by Scammers

5. SWAMP MONSTERS
Will clinch playoff spot with a win AND losses by all of the following, Renegades, Ducks, Serious
Cannot be eliminated from division race

6. DESTROYERS
Will clinch playoff spot with a win AND losses by all of the following, Renegades, Ducks, Serious
Eliminated from division race with a loss OR Scammers win

7. MOONDOGS
Will clinch playoff spot with a win AND losses by all of the following, Renegades, Ducks, Serious
Cannot be eliminated from division race

8. SCOREGASMS
Cannot clinch playoffs spot this week
Eliminated from division race with loss AND Warriors win

DUCKS
Cannot be eliminated from playoffs this week
Eliminated from division race with loss OR Marauders win

RENEGADES
Cannot be eliminated from playoffs this week
Eliminated from division race

SERIOUS
Cannot be eliminated from playoffs this week
Eliminated from division race with loss OR Warriors win

BIRDS
Eliminated from playoffs

SURVIVOR
It was the Survivor finals this week. Marauders v Swamp Monsters. And the result was as close as most of the games this week. Both teams won. Both teams won narrowly. But it was the Marauders who won Survivor by a score of 89.9 to 96.8 over the Swamp Monsters. Congratulations Milford Marauders for being the league’s ultimate survivor.

Since there are three weeks left, we’ll do a second chance survivor for three team who had the most Team of the Weeks, or scored the most points as Team of the Week. The Oky Ducks posted two TOW in weeks 8 and 10. That gets them into the second chance tourney. I Got Boom also had two. They came in weeks 3 and 7. So Boom is in. Nobody else had two TOWS.

That leaves two spots for the highest scoring TOW from the remaining teams. I guess it is appropriate and fair that the team that just got knocked out gets this spot. The Swamp Monsters own the best game in the league this year. They scored 159 in week 5. The last team is this weeks TOW. The Renegades 130.5 gets them in after both Ducks games and one of the Boom games are passed over because they are already in.

GAME OF THE WEEK


Game of the Week always takes a twist this time of year. I can go with the best teams who are playing. Or look to a matchup of teams fighting for their playoff lives. I’m going the latter this week.

The Renegades and the Oky Ducks are teams with long histories of success. The Ducks are a former champion and have ten division championships in twenty two seasons. The Renegades are three time league champions. These are not teams accustomed to missing the playoffs. As a matter of fact, the Renegades have only missed once since 2018 and the Ducks haven’t missed since 2016. The most unbelievable stat… the Ducks have a five season division champion streak!

But both teams enter their week twelve matchup 4-7. A loss won’t actually eliminate either team, but it will put them in a cannot lose again situation. The winner could potentially find themselves tied for that coveted last playoff spot. Or at least draw to within a game of multiple teams.

The Renegades will probably go with Trevor Lawrence. Hes coming off a Player of the Week performance. The Ducks will counter with Duk…errr Dak Prescott, who had flashed moments of brilliance this season.

Its desperation time. Tune into this game to see if the Renegades can axe the Ducks, or if the Ducks can fly away.
 
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MONEY MATTERS
Yeah, I still haven't updated for 2023. :( ..... Updated January 9, 2023
Team Entry Fee Amt Paid Owner Owes Winnings
(Lg Owes)
Comments
Renegades $50 $50 $0 $5 [1/18/24]2023 account closed, balance 0
$5 credited to 2024 entry fee

1 TOW, $5 won

[11/6/23] paid, cash.
Dans Destroyers $50 $0 $0 $10 [1/18/24]2023 account closed, balance 0
$10 credited to 2024 entry fee

[12/19/23]2 TOWs = $10

[11/6/23] Paid $50 on August 27, 2023 (Venmo)
Scammers $50 $50 $0 $0 [1/18/24]2023 account closed, balance 0

[12/19/23]Division winner $100

[11/6/23] paid, cash
Oky Ducks $50 $50 $0 $20 [12/19/23]4 TOWs = $20

[11/14/23]Reminded commish Ducks had an IOU for this season. Entry fee paid
Multiple Scoregasms $50 $50 $0 $0 [1/15/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0
Lg paid $205 on 1/1/24 for Lg Champ, TOW

[12/19/23] 1 TOW, $5 won

[11/6/23] paid, 2022 prize money
Flippin Birds $50 $50 $0 $0 [1/18/24]2023 account closed, balance 0

[12/19/23]$5 for TOW applied to Entry Fee. $45 paid via Paypal.

[11/6/23] last transaction $10 for NCAA Tourny May 26 (PayPal)
Kentucky Moondogs $50 $5 $0 $0 [1/18/24]2023 account closed, balance 0

[11/6/23] $5 from 2022 winnings, $45 paid Sept 5, 2023 (PayPal)
Milford Marauders $50 $50 $0 $105 [1/18/24]2023 account closed, LG owes $55
$50 credited to 2024 entry fee

[12/19/23]1 TOW = $5. Division Champion $100. Total winnings $105.

[1/9/23] Dude PREPAID at golf on Jan 2! Y'all could learn a thing or two from Mr. King!
Swamp Monsters $50 $0 $0 $105 [12/19/23]1 TOW = $5. Division Champion $100. Total winnings $105.

[11/6/23] Paid September 13, 2023 (PayPal)
Warriors $50 $0 $50 $5 [12/19/23] 1 TOW, $5 won

[11/6/23] No Transactions for 2023 Season
Lamar You Serious $50 $50 $0 $0 [1/15/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0

[11/6/23] 2022 winnings credited to 2023 entry fee. $15.
$35 paid September 12, 2023 (PayPal)
I Got Boom $50 $0 $40 $0 [12/19/23]2 TOWs = $10. Deducted from Entry Fee

[11/6/23] No Transactions for 2023 Season
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TFFL PRIZE MONEY
DIVISION WINNER : $100
TEAM OF WEEK : $5 per (14 x $5 = $70)
RUNNER UP : $30
CHAMPION : $200

BMFFL PRIZE MONEY
DIVISION WINNER : $25
TEAM OF THE YEAR : $10
CHAMPION : $35