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BADA BING BADA BOOM MULTIPLE SCOREGASMS DELIVER TAILGATER BOWL XXV TAILGATERS 2023 AWARDS FINAL FOUR DESTROYERS SAIL INTO PLAYOFFS CLEAR A PATH DUCKS DODGE HATCHETT SIMPSON and LEFTOVERS MAKE TFFL HOF ALL 25 SEASON TEAM KELCE AND MARTIN ENTER TFFL HOF ELWAY, WATTERS and WITTEN JOIN HOF BANANA BANDIT OKY DUCKS MAKING RUN DESTROYERS BLAST RENEGADES DUCKS FIND SWAMP TO THEIR LIKING BOOM SPOILS SCOREGASMS FIRST IN SO MANY WAYS WIDE RECEIVERS WOW IN MONSTER GAMES MARAUDERS BENEFIT FROM BAD BURROW EXPLOSIVE REACTION WARRIORS SCALP SCAMMERS ACE (in the) HOLE VOTING RESULTS and DRAFT REMINDER   Week Team Points 1 Multiple Scoregasms 105.8 2 Warriors 125.4 3 I Got Boom 158.0 4 Milford Marauders 129.2 5 Swamp Monsters 159.1 6 Flippin Birds 121.6 7 I Got Boom 123.0 8 Oky Ducks 140.2 9 Dans Destroyers 121.1 10 Oky Ducks 131.3 11 Renegades 130.5 12 Oky Ducks 143.5 13 Oky Ducks 177.3 14 Dans Destroyers 122.0   Rank Team   1 Oky Ducks 2 Swamp Monsters 3 I Got Boom 4 Warriors 5 Scammers 6 Milford Marauders 7 Multiple Scoregasms 8 Dans Destroyers 9 Kentucky Moondogs 10 Renegades 11 Lamar You Serious 12 Flippin Birds     Team Renegades CHAMP Milford Marauders Dans Destroyers Warriors Kentucky Moondogs Multiple Scoregasms R-UP Swamp Monsters Scammers Oky Ducks Flippin Birds I Got Boom Lamar You Serious   Damn it. I had a much better headline all ready to go if BOOM hadn’t hogged another TOW. I blame the Buffalo Bills. Josh Allen scored 37 Monday night and the Bills Defense added 23. That’s a sixty point Monday Night for Boom, who claimed their second consecutive Team of the Week to open the season. The Kentucky Moondogs probably didn’t know what hit them, and ended up with a fifty point loss. Lamar Jackson earned Player of the Week honors with 48 points. Despite his NFL team losing (“boo-hoo”). Nick Chubb added 29 for Lamar You Serious, who won the most exciting game of the week 150-141 over the Warriors. Wouldn’t it have been funny if Jackson had scored 48 points and lost both his NFL game and his fantasy game this week. For the record, that is win number 1 for Lamar You Serious, leaving him just behind… well I’ll get to that later. The next best performance of the week was turned in by the Oky Ducks, who extinguished El Diablo 132-74. The Ducks are one of three teams who’ve started 2-0. Obviously Boom is another, and the third I’ll get to in a minute. Nothing really exciting from the other games this week. The Marauders picked up their first wine of the season. So did Multiple Scoregasms. The Flippin Birds didn’t put up many digits, and that got them booted off Survivor Island. LONG LIVE THE KING OK, I’m betting you are thinking this is a cheap dead queen reference. Y’all should now I’m far too classy to go there. No, my King reference is for a far more royal and prestigious monarch. Richard Petty has long been known as the King. He was to NASCAR what Babe Ruth was to baseball, Arnold Palmer to golf. And The King ended his NASCAR career with an unmatched, likely unapproachable 200 career wins. So why I am talking about Richard Petty? Well, simply put, we have our own King now. Dans Destroyers victory on Sunday was their 200th all time. They are the first team to reach the two hundred win mark, and are a whopping twenty six wins ahead of the next closest team in all time wins. Its well known Dan was the first three time champion in the league. Twenty of his two hundred wins have come in the playoffs. His .578 winning percentage is best among active owners and all owners with at least 100 games played. I for one appreciate not only Dan’s accomplishment, but his longevity in the league. Dans is one of only three original owners still hanging around (Rob Collins and me being the other two). We now have five owner over twenty years, and ten over ten. And that fact we’ve stayed together long enough for one team to win two hundred games is a credit to everyone who’s played in the league. CONGRATULATIONS DAN on your 200th career win GAME OF THE WEEK I can’t really claim any great matchup this week. Two of the three 2-0 teams are playing 0-2 teams. That include the afore mentioned Destroyers, who will hopefully go easy on the Scammers after all those nice words in the previous section of the article. So I’m going to go to the land of the absurd. Igot Boom is dominating everyone. They’ve outscored the rest of the league by a whopping fifty points in the first two weeks. They actually have double the points scored of the Great Dismal Swamp Monsters. And this week they play the Flippin Birds… who scored fifty this week. So why the hell am I picking this for Game of the Week. Well, I have two angles. One is the potential for the most lopsided victory in league history. To set that mark, Boom would have to eclipse the 104 point victory by the Kentucky Moondogs over the Oky Ducks in week two 2015. The other angle is the potential for an all time upset. Something along the lines of Appalachian State over Michigan, what a glorious day that was. Either way, this game has the potential for the dramatic. It likely won’t deliver, but I’m only here to hype things up.   Article ID: 90 MONEY MATTERS Yeah, I still haven't updated for 2023. :( ..... Updated January 9, 2023 Team Entry Fee Amt Paid Owner Owes Winnings (Lg Owes) Comments Renegades $50 $50 $0 $5 [1/18/24]2023 account closed, balance 0 $5 credited to 2024 entry fee 1 TOW, $5 won [11/6/23] paid, cash. Dans Destroyers $50 $0 $0 $10 [1/18/24]2023 account closed, balance 0 $10 credited to 2024 entry fee [12/19/23]2 TOWs = $10 [11/6/23] Paid $50 on August 27, 2023 (Venmo) Scammers $50 $50 $0 $0 [1/18/24]2023 account closed, balance 0 [12/19/23]Division winner $100 [11/6/23] paid, cash Oky Ducks $50 $50 $0 $20 [12/19/23]4 TOWs = $20 [11/14/23]Reminded commish Ducks had an IOU for this season. Entry fee paid Multiple Scoregasms $50 $50 $0 $0 [1/15/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0 Lg paid $205 on 1/1/24 for Lg Champ, TOW [12/19/23] 1 TOW, $5 won [11/6/23] paid, 2022 prize money Flippin Birds $50 $50 $0 $0 [1/18/24]2023 account closed, balance 0 [12/19/23]$5 for TOW applied to Entry Fee. $45 paid via Paypal. [11/6/23] last transaction $10 for NCAA Tourny May 26 (PayPal) Kentucky Moondogs $50 $5 $0 $0 [1/18/24]2023 account closed, balance 0 [11/6/23] $5 from 2022 winnings, $45 paid Sept 5, 2023 (PayPal) Milford Marauders $50 $50 $0 $105 [1/18/24]2023 account closed, LG owes $55 $50 credited to 2024 entry fee [12/19/23]1 TOW = $5. Division Champion $100. Total winnings $105. [1/9/23] Dude PREPAID at golf on Jan 2! Y'all could learn a thing or two from Mr. King! Swamp Monsters $50 $0 $0 $105 [12/19/23]1 TOW = $5. Division Champion $100. Total winnings $105. [11/6/23] Paid September 13, 2023 (PayPal) Warriors $50 $0 $50 $5 [12/19/23] 1 TOW, $5 won [11/6/23] No Transactions for 2023 Season Lamar You Serious $50 $50 $0 $0 [1/15/24] 2023 account closed, balance 0 [11/6/23] 2022 winnings credited to 2023 entry fee. $15. $35 paid September 12, 2023 (PayPal) I Got Boom $50 $0 $40 $0 [12/19/23]2 TOWs = $10. Deducted from Entry Fee [11/6/23] No Transactions for 2023 Season Three, no make that four, delightfully easy ways to pay your humble commish... 1. Cold, Hard, CASH. Paying with Cash comes with the honor of meeting your humble commish. You might even get a Thank You! 2. Pay Old School. Send a check made out to David Lamb and mail it to 1192 Emery Ridge Dr, Batavia, OH 45103 3. Preferred Electronic Payment... PayPal. I am davidlamb.015@gmail.com on Pay Pal 4. Less preferred, but still accepted, Electronic Payment... Venmo. I am @David-Lamb-015 on Venmo.   TFFL PRIZE MONEY DIVISION WINNER : $100 TEAM OF WEEK : $5 per (14 x $5 = $70) RUNNER UP : $30 CHAMPION : $200 BMFFL PRIZE MONEY DIVISION WINNER : $25 TEAM OF THE YEAR : $10 CHAMPION : $35

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